I don't know and I don't want to know.
From the article:
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (June 27) - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
I just wanted to use this article to point out the stupidity of some laws. They probably threw Cheetos at each other, were charged with domestic violence, and now can't legally own firearms.
I recently saw another story about a guy charged with domestic violence for mashing a cheeseburger in his girlfriend's face. There was another guy charged with domestic violence and the actions that resulted in the charge included spraying her with a garden hose.
In this upside down and backwards nation that used to be the United States of America you have to be careful what you do. Throwing a cheeseburger at someone will get your rights taken away from you forever. How long will it be before raising your voice in an argument with your spouse will get you in trouble for domestic violence because that is an "auditory assault"? If you are watching Rosie Odonnel on tv that might be charged for trying to blind your spouse.
If you think I'm kidding then go bing "Lautenberg Amendment to the Violence Against Women Act" and see what you get. In fact, I'll provide a link for you.
Another part of this disgusting injustice is the fact that if someone files a restraining order against you then your right to own a firearm goes bye-bye. The problem with that is that many divorce lawyers file for those restraining orders as standard practice whether the spouse has ever been violent or not.
Be careful of what you do out there. A Cheeto can cost you a lot.
7 comments:
I need an unregistered fully automatic Cheetos throwing device of a caliber to exceed .50 with HE tipped ammo!
Yes they are all out in full force lately. I wonder do cops carry cheetos to protect us? I think they should be carrying cheetos now.
If they get cheetos outlawed, only outlaws will have cheetos.
Amazing.
My guess is the next thing added to the list will be "hate speech" - say anything perceived to be hateful, and they snatch up your guns.
Guilty until proven innocent.
Wyn - Beltfed Cheeto-Thrower FTW!!
Nickie - If they outlaw Cheetos I'll just switch to Doritos. Thanks for coming by and taking the time to comment. I don't know how I've missed your blog up to this point. It's on the roll now.
The Other Mike S. - Remember the scene in the movie City Slickers where the married couple are having a fight?
Husband: I hate you!!
Wife: I hate you more!!
Husband: If hate were people I'd be China!!
I love your blog. I've been reading it almost daily for a while. It's now on my blogroll.
I used to work part time, weekends and holidays, in a gun store. Right after that b.s. about "domestic violence" got passed, I had to start turning down customers. They would crap all over me, like it was my fault. I told them if they had belonged to the NRA they might at least have known it was coming, even if it could not have been stopped. But they didn't pay any attention to what was going on, then wanted to blame me when it bit them in the ass.
So I watch a lot of Cops and once they got a call about a 'domestic violence' case where she yelled at him a lot, he threw a cheeseburger at her and she called the cops. Needless to say they said that throwing a cheeseburger at someone is not assault and told them to knock it off.
TOR, I added a link so you'd know I wasn't just making that up. Ok, so he mashed it in her face instead of throwing it at her. The Devil is in the details.
Here is the link:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,461846,00.html
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