The Eye of the Storm

This guy makes me look like an optimist.

A little gallows humor from the article:

Without going into great detail, let me try to outline in brief the series of events which will be swirling like the eye wall storms with 200 mph gusts and record low pressure. Duck if you see one of those buildings coming at you, it’s probably a foreclosed home being wiped off the books.

Just try not to end up like the Wicked Witch of the East.

If that article doesn't keep you up at night then just go back to watching American Idol.