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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Prepping Recommendations for Liberals

In case of emergency, disaster, riot, or societal collapse:

1. Lock your doors.

2. Call 9-1-1.

3. Wait helplessly for FEMA to rescue you.

4. Hope for the best.

5. Be secure in the knowledge that any bad thing that happens is Bush's fault.

1 comment:

Paladin said...


6. Pass the time while you're waiting for rescue by thinking up mountains of new federal regulations that should be in place so that THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

7. Stew over the unfairness of the fact that some your better prepared and more capable neighbors have more food, water, safety, and supplies than you do. Since its clearly a case of the Haves vs. the Have Nots, and no fault of your own, feel free to expect some redistribution of the "wealth" to occur at any moment.


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